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  • I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.
  • Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.
  • Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.
  • Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.
  • Home is where you can walk around like a bum.
  • I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.