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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving h…

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving h…

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"Stepping into a botanical wonderland like that is a clear sign that you're dealing with a modern-day sorcerer 🪴✨ Who needs potions and spells when you've got a jungle for a home? 🌿🔮 #PlantMagic"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged everywhere, gardening, healthy, house, houseplant, humor, i, indoor, indoor gardening, joke, observation, oh, plants, stereotype, thriving, walking, witchcraft on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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