Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.