If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If at first you don't succeed, it's only attempted murder… of your goals! 🔪🙅♂️ Keep pursuing success with determination, not crime! 💪😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this? If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant. Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence. If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.