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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

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Ah yes, the beauty of aging gracefully – from wanting to know it all to just wanting to nap it all ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿง“๐Ÿผ Who needs all the answers when you've got comfy slippers and a good book? ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿผ #WisdomWithAge



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