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  • I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.
  • One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.
  • Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.
  • My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.
  • I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?
  • Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.