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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

13 shares on Slack this month:

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

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Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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