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  • Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.
  • If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?
  • Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
  • It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.
  • Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.
  • Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.