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  • I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.
  • Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.
  • I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.
  • As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”
  • Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.
  • And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.