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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.