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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Commentary:
"Self-checkout: where speeding through like a grocery store ninja is the name of the game 🛒💨 Who has time for precision when you can live life on the edge and risk setting off the 'unexpected item in the bagging area' alarm for that adrenaline rush? 😂 #LifeIntheFastLane"

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  • Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.
  • Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.
  • They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.
  • I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.
  • I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged carefully, humor, items, line, never, people, scan, self-checkout, shopping, stealing, understand on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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