Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.
  • Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.
  • If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.
  • Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?
  • If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.