She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs bedroom eyes when you've got perfectly folded socks and coordinated linens? ππ§¦π€ This guy knows how to set the mood for a thrilling night of clean living! π #SocksBeforeSex" Related Funny Posts π€ My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together. We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer. Morning, me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed. βWhat fresh hell is this?β It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really. I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.