She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

Commentary:
"Who needs bedroom eyes when you've got perfectly folded socks and coordinated linens? πŸ˜πŸ§¦πŸ’€ This guy knows how to set the mood for a thrilling night of clean living! πŸ˜‚ #SocksBeforeSex"