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Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

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Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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I bet God still calls it Twitter.