I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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"Ah, the three noble traits of a modern human: yapping for attention, napping for survival, and sneaking snacks at night like a stealthy ninja 🗣️💤🌙🍪 #LifeGoals"

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