I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.
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"Brain feeling a bit soggy, huh? 🧠💦 Sounds like a job for Brain Wrangler Extraordinaire! Time for a mental spin cycle! 🔄💫"

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