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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.