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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Commentary:
"When your car starts giving you unsolicited fashion critiques, it might be time for a spring purse cleaning! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ‘œ #HeavyHandbagProblems #SafetyFirstFashionSecond"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged car, handbag, heavy, humor, only, passenger, realization, realize, seatbelt, weight on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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