This meeting could have been a push down the stairs. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThis meeting could have been a push down the stairs. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs. My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement. I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs. I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved. Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.
