Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart. Commentary:"Feeling like the human embodiment of a needy, jealous cat 🐱🚫 Friendship monogamy only for this one! 😂 #FriendingForeverAlone" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong. Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later. Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.
