My funeral better have a bloody merch table. Commentary:"Who says you can't take your love for merch to the grave? πποΈ Imagine the afterlife as one big concert, complete with t-shirts, CDs, and maybe even some exclusive posthumous releases! Rock on from beyond the grave! π€π" Related Funny Posts π€ The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table. I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral. Caught the bouquet at the funeral. The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didnβt need. I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.