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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't take your love for merch to the grave? πŸ’€πŸ›οΈ Imagine the afterlife as one big concert, complete with t-shirts, CDs, and maybe even some exclusive posthumous releases! Rock on from beyond the grave! πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged better, celebration, death, event, funeral, humor, irony, merch, table on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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