Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.