I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early. Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.