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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

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A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

26 shares on Slack this month:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

100 shares on Slack this month:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

89 shares on Discord this month:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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My parents think they know me.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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Just shared via WeChat:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Breaking via Reddit:

Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

Just landed via YouTube:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Just shared via Twitch:

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

Going viral on Discord:

I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

Making waves on X:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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