Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient. Commentary:Me to cat: Your laser-eyed stare won't turn me into a gourmet dish! 🐱👀🍳 #NotAnIngredient Related Funny Posts 🤝 My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter. I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there. Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat. The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma. The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.
