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  • “We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.
  • Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.
  • I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.
  • I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.
  • Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.
  • How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.