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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.