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  • When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.
  • Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.
  • Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.
  • Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.
  • I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.
  • I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.