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  • Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.
  • I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?
  • Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.
  • My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.
  • I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.
  • Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.