I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on the promotion from 'mildly sedated' to 'slightly more giggly'! 🎉💊 The perks may not be financial, but at least you'll be floating through the workday with a smile! 😄💰"

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