Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.