I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.