Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.