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  • The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.
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  • Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.
  • If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.
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  • Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.