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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.