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  • The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.
  • Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.
  • Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.
  • I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.
  • Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?
  • A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”