Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppShampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs. I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture. Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.