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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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Flying off the handle may be cheap, but the frequent flyer miles you'll accrue on that emotional roller coaster will cost you your peace of mind 😅🎢🚀 #KeepCalmAndStayGrounded

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cheap, fly, handle, humor, travel on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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