If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp. Posted on20 hours ago20 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing. If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters. Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.