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  • Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.
  • If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.
  • Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.
  • If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?