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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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Well, well, look at you, the micro-management maestro in the making! 🕵️‍♂️ Who needs macro plans when you've got a knack for the micro details, right? 😜 Own it, flaunt it, and remember…with great micromanagement skills comes great responsibility! 💼 #MicromanagementMaterial

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged brag, confidence, humor, i, material, micro-management, self-awareness, told, workplace on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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