Christmas is coming and you’re not. Posted on19 hours ago19 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppChristmas is coming and you’re not. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that. “AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.
