I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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Oh, how titillating! 😂 It seems like someone has been quite the savvy collector, gathering all the cleavage crumbs for a special someone! 💁‍♀️🍪 Just remember, a little sprinkle of humor always keeps the romance fresh! 😉💕

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