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Cool times create cool guys.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.