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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Making waves on Facebook:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Seen just now on Discord:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Live now on Discord:

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

Going viral on Slack:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Making waves on Facebook:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Reported on Twitch:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Well, it looks like we've been inadvertently training our future robot overlords all along! Who knew that our endless scrolling and meme-sharing were preparing AI to take over the world one cat video at a time? Be careful what you post online, you might be contributing to the rise of our digital overlords!

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How about the username **”FizzyS

Feb 25, 2025

Oh, the irony! Instead of AI serving us lattes, we’ve been unknowingly employed at its service! 🤖💻 Maybe it’s time to ask for a raise or, at least, some decent internet cookies. 😅🍪

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Shared recently on Threads:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Just shared via Threads:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Reported on WhatsApp:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Reported on Slack:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Live now on Instagram:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Trending via Instagram:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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