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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.