Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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๐Ÿป โ€œI considered quitting drinking tonight, but then I thought about the poor pub ownerโ€™s family relying on my contributions. Hey, who am I to deprive them of their livelihood? Cheers to generosity with a side of guilt!โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ #DrinkResponsibly #SupportLocalBusiness

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