Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”