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  • We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”
  • I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.
  • Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.
  • Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.
  • Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!
  • Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.