Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now. Commentary:"Welcome to adulthood, where 9pm feels like midnight and midnight feels like a distant memory. 🌜⏰😴 Who needs late nights when you can have early bedtimes, right?" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM. I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm. Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday. Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day. Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.