I’ve got midlife crises older than you. Commentary:"Wow, your midlife crises are like vintage wine – aged to perfection! 🍷 Cheers to experience and maturity, with a side of existential dread. 😅 #LifeGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis. I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed. As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs. I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever. I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.