I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.
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"The only crisis I believe in is the one where I can't decide between pizza or tacos for dinner 🍕🌮 Who has time for just a midlife crisis when everyday feels like one big chaotic adventure? 😂 #CrisisModeActivated"

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