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  • Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.
  • Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.
  • The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.
  • Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.
  • Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!
  • The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?