Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time. Commentary:"Sorry, honey, can't chat. It's that crucial moment for me and my phone to bond and enrich each other's lives 📱💸 #RelationshipGoals or #PhoneGoals?" Related Funny Posts 🤝 On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office. Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe. Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone. Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry. Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.
