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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.