Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.